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~what can you say lol~?

Question by Gorje~ThEy SuSpEnDeD Me~: ~what can you say lol~?
A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, “I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and argues, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!”
The blonde replies, “No. I won a motor home!”
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as one of our prizes.”
Again the blonde says, “There is no mistake! I won a motor home!”
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”
in reply:
thank you kevin for saving me the time to explain this joke, Yeah I think people that say these things don’t get the joke and that is enough to upset them enough, however no one said everyone has to be smart lol, thanks for readin

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Answer by Kristen
hahahah cute =]

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Q&A: Blonde Joke?

Question by ツ Petar: Blonde Joke?
A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, “I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”

The waitress runs over and argues, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!”

The blonde replies, “No. I won a motor home!”

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as one of our prizes.”

Again the blonde says, “There is no mistake! I won a motor home!”

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”

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Answer by theprincess g
haha thats funny .star for ya

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Question by girl: i don’t get this blonde joke! can someone explain it to me?????
A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, “I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”

The waitress runs over and argues, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!”

The blonde replies, “No. I won a motor home!”

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as one of our prizes.”

Again the blonde says, “There is no mistake! I won a motor home!”

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”

i dont get how the win a bagel is related to a motor home!!!!!

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Answer by lickthisup69
Win A Bagel sounds like Winnebago which is a brand of motor homes.

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Blonde in a coffee shop.?

Question by dave’swife: Blonde in a coffee shop.?
A blonde walked into a coffee shop and she noticed a peel and win sticker on her coffee cup, so she peeled it off.
She started screaming, “I won a motor home, I won a motor home.”
The waitress says, “that’s impossible the biggest prize is a free lunch.”
The blonde continued screaming, “I won, I won a motor home.” Finally the manager comes over and says “I’m sorry ma’am you must have made a mistake there is no such prize.”
“No mistake!” replied the blonde handing over the ticket. The sticker read…..

you’re gonna love this

“winabagel”

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Answer by Ragin’ Caucasian
Hey what do you know, i DIDNT love it.

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Help with Arrays in Java?

Question by Kat: Help with Arrays in Java?
ok heres some code.. could someone just show me how to call an array.. one with the get messages and one with the computing messages?? I can figure out the rest im sure, I just need a little help to know where to start and how to do it.

Thanks!!

import java.io.*;
import javax.swing.JOptionPane;
import java.text.DecimalFormat;
import java.util.Scanner;

public class Lab6Fall09

{

public static void main(String[] args)

{
//variable declarations
int quote = 0;
int MotorHomeType;
int[] numbers;
double optionalFeaturesCost = 0.0;
double discount = 0.0;
double totalHomeCost = 0.0;
double netHomeCost = 0.0;
double taxes = 0.0;
double profit = 0.0;
double basicHomeCost = 48000;
String inputString = “”;
final double PERCENT_PROFIT = .33;
final double STATE_TAX_RATE = .075;

Scanner input = new Scanner(System.in);
DecimalFormat formatter = new DecimalFormat(“$ #,##0.00″);

//array declarations
int[] MotorHomeTypeArray = new int[5];
int[] EngineOptionArray = new int[5];
int[] TransmissionOptionArray = new int[5];
int[] CabinetOptionArray = new int[5];
int[] FurnitureOptionArray = new int[5];
double[] optionalFeaturesArray = new double[5];
double[] discountArray = new double[5];
double[] totalHomeCostArray = new double[5];

quote = 1;
do
{
discount = 0.0;
optionalFeaturesCost = 0.0;
totalHomeCost = 0.0;
MotorHomeType = 0;

descriptionMsg();

MotorHomeType = getMotorHomeType(quote);

if(MotorHomeType == 2) //motor home option == 2
{
optionalFeaturesCost = getEngineOption(optionalFeaturesCost);

optionalFeaturesCost = getTransmissionOption(optionalFeaturesCost);

optionalFeaturesCost = getCabinetOption(optionalFeaturesCost);

optionalFeaturesCost = getFurnitureOption(optionalFeaturesCost);

discount = computediscount(optionalFeaturesCost, discount);

}

totalHomeCost = computetotalHomeCost(optionalFeaturesCost, discount, totalHomeCost);

int moreQuotes = getmoreQuotes(quote);

//this shows option 2

if(moreQuotes != 1)
break;

quote++;

}while(quote < 6);

thankYouMsg();

}//End of main method

//defining all methods that are goin to be used
public static void showInputSummary(int arrayCount,
int[]MotorHomeTypeArray,
int[]EngineOptionArray,
int[]TansmissionOptionArray,
int[]CabinetOptionArray,
int[]FurnitureOptionArray,
double[] optionalFeaturesCostArray,
double[] discountArray,
double[] totalHomeCostArray,
DecimalFormat formatter)

/** descriptionMsg
*/

public static void descriptionMsg()

{
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "This program allows you to select either a standard or a custom built motor home.n" + "The program will total up and display the cost of the motor home you selected.n" + "You will be given up to 5 attempts to pick the motor home you want.");

}//End of description method

/** The get Motor Home feature allows you to choose between the Basic Motor Home and the Motor Home with options. This is the get motor home Method.
@param 1 option for the basic motor home.
@param 2 option for the motor home with optional features.
@return MotorHomeType.
*/
public static int getMotorHomeType(int quote)

{
String inputString = "";
inputString = JOptionPane.showInputDialog("This is quote # " + quote + " for getting a quote.n" + "For Only the Basic Motor Home Enter 1n" +
"For a Motor Home with Optional Features Enter 2");

//Check for motor home option errors
if((Integer.parseInt(inputString) != 1) && (Integer.parseInt(inputString) != 2))
{
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "Incorrect input for motor home.");
inputString = JOptionPane.showInputDialog("Please re-enter Motor Home Option 1n" +
"Or for Motor Home with Optional Features Enter 2.");
}

return Integer.parseInt(inputString);

}//End of the getMotorHomeType Method

/** The get Engine Option features allows you to choose what engine you want for your motor home. This is the get engine Method.
@param 1 option for the standard diesel engine.
@param 2 option for the heavy-duty turbo charged diesel engine.
@return optionalFeaturesCost.
*/

public static double getEngineOption(double optionalFeaturesCost)

{
String inputString = "";

//Get engine option

inputString = JOptionPane.showInputDialog("For the Standard Diesel Engine Enter 1n" +
"For the Heavy-Duty Turbo Charged Diesel Engine Enter 2");

//Check for engine option errors
if((Integer.parseInt(inputString) !=1) && (Integer.parseInt(inputString) != 2))
{
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "Incorrect input for engine option.");
inputString = JOptionPane.showInputDialog("Please re-enter Standard Diesel Engine Option 1n" +
"Or for the Heavy-Duty Turbo Charged Diesel Engine Enter 2.");
}
//Calcul
Heres what i want.. replace the original calls to the methods to make them arrays.
like optionalFeaturesCost = getengineOptions(optionalFeaturesCost,array count, engineOptionArray);
where the array count = 0;
quote count = 1;

Best answer:

Answer by David Karr
You’ll have to phrase a more specific question. I can’t tell what you’re looking for.

Arrays are not “called” like a function. You declare an array and initialize it to the array with null entries. You put non-null objects into entries in the array. You get entries from the array, either null or non-null.

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